Gossip Girl “Chuck in Real Life” ~ ascot parade
Gossip Girl television series, CW Mondays
A new bromance is a-brewing between Nate and Dan. It was bound to happen, what with their shared propensity for being vanilla. There is a brief break-up of bros before all is well and the Humphreys take in vagabond Nate. Shout-out to Scattergories! Woot!
What is it with Vanessa anyway? She hates rich people but wants to do all the wealthy guys? The plotline to seduce her is clearly a throwback to Cruel Intentions. Hope they don’t kill Chuck. Vanessa, on the other hand…
I’ve decided that Chuck’s wardrobe is a character unto itself and deserves recognition. This episode was full of outrageous old-guy-garb, paraded by the Chuckster.
Ascot count: 2
Argyle: 2
Pocket squares: 3
Plaid items: 3
Ubiquitous red/white/blue scarf sighting? Yes.
Hefner-esque items: too many to count
“Poor little Nate is…yuck…poor.” -Gossip Girl
“It wasn’t everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.” -Eric
