RW/RR: The Island “Finale”
RW/RR: The Island, MTV series, Wednesdays
Proving he is a privileged pansy, Johnny Bananas exclaims that having his key taken away by Ev was the most “gut-wrenching” experience of his life.
Dan’s shenanigans were funny in the beginning but I feel bad for his liver. Will we see him on Celebrity Rehab next?
Can Robin speak without crying?
Derek’s speech was very sweet. “I’d be, like, ‘Aye aye!’”
I have found Evelyn to be chronically irritating on all previous seasons. But after her “F*ck you and f*ck your alliance” speech, I started to root for her. I was happy when she took Dunbar’s key. He didn’t earn it and he has the gaze of a stab-happy mental patient.
Paula had multiple temper tantrums after realizing she wouldn’t be on the boat with the boys. Her alliance members made it clear from the beginning that they were sexist pigs. All along she criticized girls just like her chauvinist counterparts did, probably in an effort to show she was one of the guys. I guess she didn’t fully understand how dispensable they viewed females until she was tossed aside.
Clearly, the U.S. Army was a sponsor this season.
”His mouth is very expensive.” -Paula, on Johnny
