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9:00 - Does it really count if you wish on an air vent?

9:01 - McDreamy and Meredith all snuggled up (very sweet). It’s been a nice change of pace to see them as a stable, functional couple for so long. Mer’s request for a quickie? Cute, but people who find sex energizing puzzle me. It’s soporific, like a Thanksgiving turkey feast.

9:02 - PDR = “Prisoner, Death Row” (cue dramatic techno music). Hunt seems rather unimpressed. Being a doctor in a warzone prepares one for just about anything, I suppose. Derek, on the other hand, looks as if he’s just found a fingernail in his salad.

9:03 - What a cordial murderer. “You have a lovely voice.”

9:03 - PDR compares being a serial killer with being a doctor. Ooo, burn!

9:04 - Who hasn’t broken a couple fingers doing yoga?

9:06 - Sick kid has the forethought to snatch the lollipops before his doctor hits the ground. Nicely done.

9:09 - Oh, Izzie. Such a dilemma. Hot alive dude or hot dead dude? Denny is right, though. Telling Alex about all the posthumous or hallucinatory sex they’re having is a monumentally bad idea. Also awkward to inject into a conversation.

9:12 - “She violated me with the nakedness.” Both Callie and Sloan are having trouble resisting interns. Apparently being groomed like a monkey is a big turn on for Callie, who gets all stammer-y when Sadie picks lint out of her hair. Sloan tells Lexi she can watch the surgery but “no touching anything.” Seriously. The worst teaching hospital ever.

9:13 - Heelys! I hope Dr. Arizona takes those off when armed with a scalpel.

9:14 - Sheesh. I guess Derek and PDR won’t be braiding each other’s hair anytime soon.

9:19 - I think we can all assume what he did was pretty bad. Death row ain’t for shoplifters.

9:19 - So, Hunt is unaffected by a battered death row patient, but the bickering of Christina/Meredith makes him raise his eyebrows in amused bewilderment?

9:20 - A). Alex’s grandmother appeared in a dream to tell him not to fiddle with his junk? B). “Tell him I said hi”?!? Alex is definitely too comfortable with crazy.

9:21 - Next week on Grey’s Anatomy: Yang stabs Grey in the spinal column with a toothbrush shank.

9:22 - Sick kid is campaigning hard. I think, even if he isn’t dying, he deserves a wish after 12 bowel resectionings.

9:24 - Broken bones patient is irritating. Here’s hoping she breaks her jaw next so she can’t shout “Come on!” anymore.

9:28 - “You thought Shepherd was just a haircut, you didn’t like Hahn, and you think Dr. Sloan is a hussy. Can you name any attending you thought was good?”

9:29 - Hunt ignored Yang when they first got the PDR case; now he brings her coffee? He may be a little douche-y but his orange beard is hott (note the additional t).

9:31 - Callie’s relationship record: Impulsive marriage to George, who slept with Izzie on the sly; Nouveau lesbian experiment with Dr. Hahn; Friends with benefits sexy-time with Sloan. These people are aware that there are datable humans outside the hospital, right?

9:31 - Mocking the bouncy house? Blasphemous!

9:34 - It’s important to consider alliteration when plotting the death of others.

9:42 - I sense a bromance blooming between Hunt and Shepherd.

9:43 - “I’d rather you fantasized about me…or chicks. But whatever.” A totally normal reaction to the news that his girlfriend is fucking a ghost.

9:43 - Uh, is Alex pleasuring Izzie to make Dead Denny jealous?

9:45 - As my gift to you on this the day of your birth, I bequeath an open, multi-dimension relationship.

9:46 - Why is Bailey being stupid? Get the boy some new intestines!

9:47 - I don’t think Hunt is hot/cold on purpose to play mind games. I think he’s just naturally abrasive and unable to be consistently sensitive to others. Sound like someone we know?

9:54 - I will not cry. I will not cry. Damn you, GA writers!

9:56 - I knew Sloan would give in. He is a hussy, after all. I wonder if downing shots and gnawing on the straw means Callie plans to make a move on Sadie.

9:58 - Poignant, uncannily related, personal anecdote revealed! Derek hates killers cuz his dad was shot by a watch thief. Meredith reacts to the tragic tale by furrowing her brow and saying: “Sorry, just a bad day all around, I guess.”

9:59 - McDreamy’s goofy faces and hoe-down moves are enough to cheer up even the most self-absorbed whiner (*cough* Meredith *cough*).

10:00 - I guess I’m hard to please, but I wouldn’t be delighted by the prospect of birthday cake with “funny” tasting innards. No matter how “okay” the frosting may be.

Grey’s Anatomy, All By Myself, ABC TV Series, Episode Recap & Review Blog

All the second year residents are waiting to see who gets the first solo surgery. Interns are spying on the attendings’ powwow to see if they can read lips and catch a name. The only person not in contention, because the chief deemed her most responsible for the Intern Basement Cutters Society, is Christina. Bailey, swagger in full swing, talks about how she was chosen in her time. By unanimous vote, Christina is the selected one and she’s forced to hand over the win to her most deserving peer. Everyone assumes she’ll pick Meredith since they’re BFFs but people still campaign for themselves. Karev, unable to kiss ass, simply does a rundown of how the surgery, a leg amputation, will go.

In addition to choosing someone other than herself to do the surgery she desperately wants, Yang is given the job of wooing Dr. Dixon. The chief is set on having the socially awkward, Asperger’s-afflicted surgeon become the new head of cardio at Seattle Grace. A position with a revolving exit door, something like being a Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts.

Two teenage sisters get in a car accident, fight with each other at great length, and one tells the other: “I hope you die.” The moment she said it I knew the sister was a goner. Sure enough, after leaking disgusting things out of unfortunate places, she ends up losing all brain function. While the comatose teen lies in bed, unresponsive to touch or sound, her family surrounds her in disbelief. Dr. Dixon, having no ability to feign social aptitude, continually says “I’m sorry for your loss” while telling them how totally dead the girl is and that she’d really really like to harvest her youthful, viable organs. The scene becomes tough to watch when the younger girl tries frantically to wake her sister up and yells at downer Dixon to get out. Meredith breaks her stony exterior and tearfully tells the girl no matter what was said or what happened between the two of them, her sister loves her. It seems as though Mer is talking from personal experience. Is she finally breaking down the Lexi wall?

Speaking of Lexi, Sloane is trying his best to be a good boy and avoid her. This effort to deter any flirtation makes him extra cranky whenever she’s around. Also getting all hot and bothered: Callie. Unbalanced intern Sadie (whose mystery father pulled strings to save her job after she got all scalpel-happy) flashes flirty smiles at the nouveau lesbian. It’s unclear whether she’s messing with Callie or has a real interest. Whatever the answer, she’s made Callie a clumsy, stammering mess. It would be cute if it wasn’t a complete disaster waiting to happen.

While the Calliope/Sadie union hasn’t been consummated as of yet, the Lexi/Sloane one got a jump start. Lexi shows up at Sloane’s apartment and strips off her clothes while repeatedly saying, “Teach me.” The way she says it makes her sound like a little girl, rather than a sexual woman who is initiating a seduction. And it was super annoying. The poor guy tries to kick her out, warning her he’s bad, but is eventually ensnared by the lure of boobs. For a teaching hospital, they seem to do very little actual instruction outside the realm of sex.

Izzie, looking especially hot for a lunatic, goes everywhere with Denny Duquette now. She jokes with him in public, gets intimate in hospital on-call rooms, and talks about the mind-blowing, drop-on-the-floor-and-die sex she’s having with him. Of course, she doesn’t come right out and say, “Denny has risen from the dead and we’re doing it.” George is the only person who seems to notice how peculiarly she’s acting.

So help me, I’m actually starting to ignore the obvious absurdity that is Denny’s return and just enjoy having the guy around (which inevitably means they’ll exorcize him soon). I’m done trying to scrutinize Shonda’s reasons for bringing him back. I’m no longer guessing if he’s a hallucination or a real poltergeist. The ongoing analytical process just makes me sleepy and I’m no closer to figuring out what is actually going on. You win, Shonda. Uncle. I’m just going to watch and wait and hope Denny takes his shirt off a few more times before he vanishes for whatever nutty reason you choose.

Alex is completely unaware of the competition he’s facing. When he kisses Izzie, Denny is right there, aghast at having to watch his lady get smooched by another dude. His reactions are amusing, especially when he points at Alex in that I’m-gonna-get-you-after-class kind of way.

Without knowing his girlfriend’s dead fiancé is in the room, Alex professes his love for Izzie, following news of Yang choosing him for the solo. He thinks she’s been weird because she’s in love with him too and is apprehensive about the possible disappointments she faces. He tells her she makes him “want to be better.” I know that’s supposed to be a romantic statement but it always makes me uneasy. Like it’s now her obligation to be with him so he can be a decent human being. So he picks her to assist during the amputation and when she’s late he starts freaking out. I’m not sure I like this new vulnerable Alex. I enjoyed the pomposity of old.

After naming Alex the winner, Christina has an emotional breakdown. She tells the group that if she doesn’t deserve the surgery then none of them do since they were all in charge of the interns. A valid point. Hunt follows her into the hall where she stops to cry and tells her, “Not here.” He motions to the stairwell, takes her to some basement-y room, tells her to stand on a vent and wait. A huge gust of air makes her let out orgasmic laughter and somehow magically clears her head. After telling her “anything can happen on a vent,” they make out passionately. I like the pairing of the two of them but that scene was bizarre. Are they trying to get creative with rendezvous locales?

“There will always be surgeries; there won’t always be fiancés come back from the dead.” -Izzie