The Hills: Dream Boy, Dream Job
The Hills: Dream Boy, Dream Job MTV series
Kelly Cutrone, of People’s Revolution, kindly set up an interview for Whitney with Diane von Furstenberg. Kelly also congratulated herself on being such a thoughtful boss. Although I think Whitney really does work (as opposed to some of the other folks on the show), I have my reservations about believing all these great jobs just land in her lap. Having an employee on The Hills is like having a half hour commercial for your business every Monday night.
Whitney’s interview seems to have gone pretty well. She was fairly articulate and didn’t over-swallow her G’s (does that annoy anyone else?). After the interview, Jay the Serenader is waiting outside. He continually looks her up and down, talks about how much he likes her dress, and says she’s “hot.” He’s kinda rocking the Justin Bobby ’07 look: long hair, face scruff, baggy clothes, flannel around waist. Could this be a warning sign for future pig behavior? They literally talk for 2 minutes before she has to get in a cab to catch a plane. If they were a normal couple, he would go with her to keep her company. But since MTV probably can’t film at the airport, and nothing on The Hills can happen without a camera present, they kiss goodbye in the street.
Spencer, who is almost always eating, meets with his sis for a little scolding. She’s upset about Cameron, which makes Spencer protective to a menacing degree. He brings up the Brody crap again and calls Cam a punk but he also tells her she can do better (nice?). Because she’s a very very slow learner, Steph decides to bring Cameron to dinner with Speidi. Shortly thereafter, she breaks up with Cameron again. The break up scene was highly suspicious because when the camera was facing Cam, Stephanie’s voice sounded like it had been looped (like a voice-over). It was when she said she deserves better and that she wants to find a guy who makes her happy. She must have said some really stupid shit for them to have to dub her lines post-production. Reality my ass.
Lauren and Lo took a trip to Laguna to pack up her childhood home. Her parents have decided to move since they’ll be empty nesters soon. The view from the porch is enviably gorgeous. Lauren reads a journal entry about her first kiss with Steven whats-his-face. In a surprisingly macabre revelation: Lauren wrote a will when she was a teen. In it, she said she’d like to be buried in her homecoming dress with the crown placed atop the coffin.
“Join a nun’s thing.” –Spencer, dispensing relationship advice. He means nunnery.
