Grey’s Anatomy: Wish You Were Here – Stabbed in the back

Serena Mercay
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9:00 - Does it really count if you wish on an air vent?

9:01 - McDreamy and Meredith all snuggled up (very sweet). It’s been a nice change of pace to see them as a stable, functional couple for so long. Mer’s request for a quickie? Cute, but people who find sex energizing puzzle me. It’s soporific, like a Thanksgiving turkey feast.

9:02 - PDR = “Prisoner, Death Row” (cue dramatic techno music). Hunt seems rather unimpressed. Being a doctor in a warzone prepares one for just about anything, I suppose. Derek, on the other hand, looks as if he’s just found a fingernail in his salad.

9:03 - What a cordial murderer. “You have a lovely voice.”

9:03 - PDR compares being a serial killer with being a doctor. Ooo, burn!

9:04 - Who hasn’t broken a couple fingers doing yoga?

9:06 - Sick kid has the forethought to snatch the lollipops before his doctor hits the ground. Nicely done.

9:09 - Oh, Izzie. Such a dilemma. Hot alive dude or hot dead dude? Denny is right, though. Telling Alex about all the posthumous or hallucinatory sex they’re having is a monumentally bad idea. Also awkward to inject into a conversation.

9:12 - “She violated me with the nakedness.” Both Callie and Sloan are having trouble resisting interns. Apparently being groomed like a monkey is a big turn on for Callie, who gets all stammer-y when Sadie picks lint out of her hair. Sloan tells Lexi she can watch the surgery but “no touching anything.” Seriously. The worst teaching hospital ever.

9:13 - Heelys! I hope Dr. Arizona takes those off when armed with a scalpel.

9:14 - Sheesh. I guess Derek and PDR won’t be braiding each other’s hair anytime soon.

9:19 - I think we can all assume what he did was pretty bad. Death row ain’t for shoplifters.

9:19 - So, Hunt is unaffected by a battered death row patient, but the bickering of Christina/Meredith makes him raise his eyebrows in amused bewilderment?

9:20 - A). Alex’s grandmother appeared in a dream to tell him not to fiddle with his junk? B). “Tell him I said hi”?!? Alex is definitely too comfortable with crazy.

9:21 - Next week on Grey’s Anatomy: Yang stabs Grey in the spinal column with a toothbrush shank.

9:22 - Sick kid is campaigning hard. I think, even if he isn’t dying, he deserves a wish after 12 bowel resectionings.

9:24 - Broken bones patient is irritating. Here’s hoping she breaks her jaw next so she can’t shout “Come on!” anymore.

9:28 - “You thought Shepherd was just a haircut, you didn’t like Hahn, and you think Dr. Sloan is a hussy. Can you name any attending you thought was good?”

9:29 - Hunt ignored Yang when they first got the PDR case; now he brings her coffee? He may be a little douche-y but his orange beard is hott (note the additional t).

9:31 - Callie’s relationship record: Impulsive marriage to George, who slept with Izzie on the sly; Nouveau lesbian experiment with Dr. Hahn; Friends with benefits sexy-time with Sloan. These people are aware that there are datable humans outside the hospital, right?

9:31 - Mocking the bouncy house? Blasphemous!

9:34 - It’s important to consider alliteration when plotting the death of others.

9:42 - I sense a bromance blooming between Hunt and Shepherd.

9:43 - “I’d rather you fantasized about me…or chicks. But whatever.” A totally normal reaction to the news that his girlfriend is fucking a ghost.

9:43 - Uh, is Alex pleasuring Izzie to make Dead Denny jealous?

9:45 - As my gift to you on this the day of your birth, I bequeath an open, multi-dimension relationship.

9:46 - Why is Bailey being stupid? Get the boy some new intestines!

9:47 - I don’t think Hunt is hot/cold on purpose to play mind games. I think he’s just naturally abrasive and unable to be consistently sensitive to others. Sound like someone we know?

9:54 - I will not cry. I will not cry. Damn you, GA writers!

9:56 - I knew Sloan would give in. He is a hussy, after all. I wonder if downing shots and gnawing on the straw means Callie plans to make a move on Sadie.

9:58 - Poignant, uncannily related, personal anecdote revealed! Derek hates killers cuz his dad was shot by a watch thief. Meredith reacts to the tragic tale by furrowing her brow and saying: “Sorry, just a bad day all around, I guess.”

9:59 - McDreamy’s goofy faces and hoe-down moves are enough to cheer up even the most self-absorbed whiner (*cough* Meredith *cough*).

10:00 - I guess I’m hard to please, but I wouldn’t be delighted by the prospect of birthday cake with “funny” tasting innards. No matter how “okay” the frosting may be.

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